Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

- Bobby Heenan

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

- Bobby Heenan

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

- Bobby Heenan

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

- Bobby Heenan

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

- Bobby Heenan

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

- Bobby Heenan

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

- Bobby Heenan