Reality continues to ruin my life.

- Bill Watterson

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

- Bill Watterson

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

- Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

- Bill Watterson

Genius is never understood in its own time.

- Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

- Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

- Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

- Bill Watterson

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

- Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

- Bill Watterson