It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan 1 Share Now -
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan 2 Share Now -
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan 3 Share Now -
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan 4 Share Now -
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. - Bill Vaughan 5 Share Now -
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan 6 Share Now -
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan 8 Share Now -
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan 9 Share Now -
