You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. - Art Buchwald 1 Share Now -
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald 2 Share Now -
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. - Art Buchwald 3 Share Now -
