Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce 2 Share Now -
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping. - Ambrose Bierce 3 Share Now -
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. - Ambrose Bierce 5 Share Now -
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce 6 Share Now -
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age. - Ambrose Bierce 7 Share Now -
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of. - Ambrose Bierce 8 Share Now -
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. - Ambrose Bierce 9 Share Now -
