My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth 1 Share Now -
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth 3 Share Now -
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth 4 Share Now -
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth 6 Share Now -