If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.' - Alexei Sayle 1 Share Now -
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Alexei Sayle 2 Share Now -
Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip. - Alexei Sayle 3 Share Now -
