In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it. - Adam Carolla 1 Share Now -
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society. - Adam Carolla 3 Share Now -
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much. - Adam Carolla 4 Share Now -
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. - Adam Carolla 5 Share Now -
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. - Adam Carolla 7 Share Now -
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. - Adam Carolla 8 Share Now -
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff. - Adam Carolla 9 Share Now -
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is. - Adam Carolla 10 Share Now -
