I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own. -Yakov Smirnoff Environmental
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love. -Yakov Smirnoff Freedom
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales. -Yakov Smirnoff Teacher
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. -Yakov Smirnoff Men