The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. -Will Rogers Education
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. -Will Rogers Money
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. -Will Rogers Death
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. -Will Rogers Government
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. -Will Rogers Best
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. -Will Rogers Money
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. -Will Rogers Learning
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' -Will Rogers Morning
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. -Will Rogers Sports
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. -Will Rogers Finance
