If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. -W. C. Fields Success
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. -W. C. Fields Best
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. -W. C. Fields Hope
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. -W. C. Fields Death
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. -W. C. Fields Travel
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. -W. C. Fields Newyears
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. -W. C. Fields Food
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. -W. C. Fields Food
