Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. -Trey Parker Humor
I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. -Trey Parker Religion
If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.' -Trey Parker Cool
Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever. -Trey Parker Religion
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. -Trey Parker Time
If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. -Trey Parker Famous
So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact. -Trey Parker Christmas
I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them. -Trey Parker Architecture
Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. -Trey Parker Easter