I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down. -Tracy Morgan Sad
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker. -Tracy Morgan Teacher
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets. -Tracy Morgan Cool
I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place. -Tracy Morgan Anger
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. -Tracy Morgan Humor
On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me. -Tracy Morgan Strength
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. -Tracy Morgan Dad
My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star. -Tracy Morgan Dad
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying? -Tracy Morgan Humor
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. -Tracy Morgan Cool
Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being. -Tracy Morgan Anger
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. -Tracy Morgan Funny
