I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. -Tallulah Bankhead Education
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone. -Tallulah Bankhead Alone
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. -Tallulah Bankhead Car
