Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. -P. G. Wodehouse Knowledge
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. -P. G. Wodehouse Medical
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. -P. G. Wodehouse Alone
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. -P. G. Wodehouse Funny
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. -P. G. Wodehouse Funny
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character. -P. G. Wodehouse Success
