Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. -Laurence J. Peter Funny
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. -Laurence J. Peter Education
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter Technology
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. -Laurence J. Peter Beauty
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. -Laurence J. Peter Art
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? -Laurence J. Peter Funny
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. -Laurence J. Peter Work
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. -Laurence J. Peter Chance
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. -Laurence J. Peter Anger
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. -Laurence J. Peter Friendship
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. -Laurence J. Peter Car
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. -Laurence J. Peter Nature
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. -Laurence J. Peter Relationship
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. -Laurence J. Peter Great
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. -Laurence J. Peter Failure
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. -Laurence J. Peter Business
