May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. -Kinky Friedman Respect
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. -Kinky Friedman Famous
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. -Kinky Friedman Marriage
