A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. -Kin Hubbard Thanksgiving
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. -Kin Hubbard Christmas
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. -Kin Hubbard Government
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. -Kin Hubbard Happiness
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? -Kin Hubbard Success
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. -Kin Hubbard Money
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. -Kin Hubbard Peace
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. -Kin Hubbard War
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. -Kin Hubbard Nature
