Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. -Josh Billings Smile
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. -Josh Billings Thankful
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. -Josh Billings Marriage
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. -Josh Billings Wisdom
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. -Josh Billings Happiness
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. -Josh Billings Health
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. -Josh Billings Hope
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billings Best
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread. -Josh Billings Wisdom
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. -Josh Billings Good
