My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.' -John Mayer Fear
You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. -John Mayer Age
I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play in front of thousands of people as if I am completely in the moment every moment. -John Mayer Learning
I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I'm singing. It comes down to being believable. You don't have to be likeable; generally, though, I think I am. -John Mayer Hope
I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me. -John Mayer Dating
I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare. -John Mayer Dating
What I've learned in my life, it's a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I'm home, my character really changes quite a bit. -John Mayer Home
You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. -John Mayer Happiness
There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical. -John Mayer Nature
There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical. -John Mayer Music
A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring. -John Mayer Wedding
I'm willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it's psychologically important to people when they're famous to be the only famous person they know. -John Mayer Famous
What I've learned in my life, it's a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I'm home, my character really changes quite a bit. -John Mayer Home
Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? -John Mayer Relationship
