Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. -Jean Kerr Movingon
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -Jean Kerr Morning
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. -Jean Kerr Money
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. -Jean Kerr Marriage
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. -Jean Kerr Diet
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. -Jean Kerr Home
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? -Jean Kerr Beauty
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. -Jean Kerr Time
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -Jean Kerr Health
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. -Jean Kerr Hope
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. -Jean Kerr Mom
