There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. -Jack Nicholson Dating
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad. -Jack Nicholson Sad
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. -Jack Nicholson Relationship
If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here. -Jack Nicholson Chance
I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There's no melodrama; there's no device, It's just about a human being. -Jack Nicholson Science
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. -Jack Nicholson Chance
I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There's no melodrama; there's no device, It's just about a human being. -Jack Nicholson Movies
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. -Jack Nicholson Life
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. -Jack Nicholson Women
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. -Jack Nicholson Men
It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble identifying with the character that I'm playing. -Jack Nicholson Imagination
I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success. Very often you're going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then you're trapped. -Jack Nicholson Success
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear. -Jack Nicholson Fear
