A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. -Helen Rowland Wedding
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. -Helen Rowland Wedding
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. -Helen Rowland Dating
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. -Helen Rowland Marriage
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. -Helen Rowland Faith
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. -Helen Rowland Beauty
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. -Helen Rowland Food
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. -Helen Rowland Marriage
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. -Helen Rowland Marriage
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. -Helen Rowland Marriage
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. -Helen Rowland Marriage
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. -Helen Rowland Art
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. -Helen Rowland Marriage
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. -Helen Rowland Women
