I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change. -Greg Behrendt Change
I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if they don't want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they're sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that's a pretty good sign that they're not into you. -Greg Behrendt Dating
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. -Greg Behrendt Dating
I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work. -Greg Behrendt Patience