When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. -Gracie Allen Mothersday
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances. -Gracie Allen Government
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. -Gracie Allen Teacher
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. -Gracie Allen Intelligence
