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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
-George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
-George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.
-George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.
-George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
-George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
-George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
-George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
-George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
-George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
-George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
-George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
-George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
-George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
-George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
-George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
-George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
-George Burns