My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. -Flip Wilson Birthday
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. -Flip Wilson Motivational
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. -Flip Wilson Teacher
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. -Flip Wilson Humor
