America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. -Evan Esar Work
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. -Evan Esar Science
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. -Evan Esar Business
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. -Evan Esar Business
