Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. -Earl Wilson Science
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. -Earl Wilson Money
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. -Earl Wilson Medical
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. -Earl Wilson Equality
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? -Earl Wilson Money
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. -Earl Wilson Money
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. -Earl Wilson Home
