I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger. -Craig Ferguson Brainy
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. -Craig Ferguson Funny
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.' -Craig Ferguson Teacher
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure. -Craig Ferguson Age
The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. -Craig Ferguson Wedding
